ME: "Seb dont bump me I dont want to make a mistake"
Seb: "just make a steak mummy and Sebby go yum yum yum and EAT IT"
Things my kid says
14.9.11
11.9.11
emotions
"Mummy, I'm sad"
"Oh, how can I make you feel happy?"
"I don't want to"
"You don't want to feel happy?"
"No. I want to be sad"
"Oh, how can I make you feel happy?"
"I don't want to"
"You don't want to feel happy?"
"No. I want to be sad"
November
In the Doctors waiting room today, Seb says to me "Mummy, just go to November. I wanna see the baby"
Name
"How old are you?"
"Three!"
"What's your name?"
"Sebby"
"Yes, your name is Sebby, but what's your other name?"
"Sebastian the crab"
*Laughs* "No you're not a crab, you're Sebastian, the boy"
"I want to be a crab. A red crab."
Saving money
"Sebby save LOTS of money and buy a pool for Christmas and all the kids will come and its fun"
6.8.11
Bleeding
"Oh no it's bleeding mummy it's bleeding, sebby got blood"
*I run to him* "whats bleeding baby?"
"the strawberry mummy, it's got blood, the strawberry is bleeding"
*I run to him* "whats bleeding baby?"
"the strawberry mummy, it's got blood, the strawberry is bleeding"
4.8.11
Cars
"sebby have that blue Mitsubishi mummy?" "yes seb" "sebby have that white ford too and that yellow Suzuki and that green.." "sebby you can have ALL the cars ok!" "no! I don't want that yucky Holden mummy!!"
25.7.11
22.7.11
Willow
"Look at Willow mummy, he's eating. He's eating his willy"
(Our cat willow was cleaning himself down there!)
looking in our fish pond
"Sebby likes the big fish, the really big one"
"Do you?"
"yes. the shark! The really cool shark, the shark is cool. Sebby likes the white milky shark its a milky one"
"oh thats cool"
"Not cool! Cooo-hooo-hooo-hoooo-ooooolllllll"
"Do you?"
"yes. the shark! The really cool shark, the shark is cool. Sebby likes the white milky shark its a milky one"
"oh thats cool"
"Not cool! Cooo-hooo-hooo-hoooo-ooooolllllll"
20.7.11
Basketball
S: "when daddy comes back from work we can play basketball"
Dad: "if it isnt raining we can play basketball"
S: "it's raining tomorrow at 12 oclock!"
Dad: "if it isnt raining we can play basketball"
S: "it's raining tomorrow at 12 oclock!"
15.7.11
14.7.11
12.7.11
Disinfectant in the toilet bowl
Don't put this in the toilet mummy. You silly boy! Naughty boy putting it in the toilet.
What would you like for lunch?
I want cheese. and meat. in a bread...like a...sandwich. And make it like this and dont let it get everywhere ok.
11.7.11
toilet paper
Seb just came out of the toilet with toilet paper wrapped around his feet. "I wear toilet paper shoes mummy!!"
Top gear
Seb's watching Top Gear and keeps telling me all the cars that I have no idea about, "that's a pretty cool one mummy, its a turbo bmw" ok whatever you say boy
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