To Do list

S was watching me cross out things on my to-do list and he asks "what doing drawing white paper?" So I read out the list like do dishes, hang washing etc and he goes "and cook for sebby?" I said ok, then he says "cook burger!" LOL

Get off the computer

Me: sebby can you put your shoes on please
Seb: NO. GET OFF PUTER MUMMY! No put shoes on. NO!

Talking in his sleep

S was napping next to me on the couch. Talking in his sleep he says "light blue. It's light blue"

His name

i was writing S's name for him trying to show him his name and he points at the S and says "mummy draw snake" and then at the B and said "its a worm!"

Shower Cap

I was wearing a plastic bag on top of my head in place of a shower cap.
"Bin head mummy"

Yellow Yum

S just told me excitedly he was eating "yellow yum" so I asked where he got it from and he brings me the butter tub with a spoon. Eww

toilet training

I was doing the dishes whilst S was sitting on the toilet...next thing I hear him get off run past me to his room and then run back to the toilet. So I go check him and he's sitting on the toilet with his crayons and colouring book, he looks up at me and says "go away, drawing toilet"

Drinking some milk

"not chocolate milk. Plain milk, is white water"

Sitting on the toilet in the midst of toilet training

Yelling: "I want my poo poo sticker!"

I caught him eating toothpaste out of the tube

He says to me "mint mouth! mummy, hahah mint mouth".

Playing rockabye baby with his daddy

"rocking baby rocking baby"

He asked for a drink of water

When I gave it to him, he gave me a 20 cent coin.
"pay money...thank you buy water"
After he had his drink he wanted his money back

Whilst watching funniest home videos

S sees a baby holding keys walk into a fridge and then a dish washer.
"Oh no, keys dropped"
He was more worried about the keys than the baby that fell over.

Laughing cow cheese

"Haha moo. Hahahahaha mooooo. Triangle cheese? White triangle cheese?"

Whilst I'm getting dressed

"Boobie. Boobie! One, two boobies. Mummy got two boobies"

Give way

S knows his stop signs and give way signs. Everytime at a give way section if we don't slow down or pause for a little he yells "Give way! Daddy give wayyyyyy"


At traffic lights he yells the colour, but sometimes when its red he yells "green" and daddy says "no it isn't" and S goes "Gotya!" and burst out laughing.

GOTYA

S has this thing where he says Gotya (gotcha) when he does something funny/silly.
He farted and I looked at him in disgust and he yells "haha gotya"
He jumps out from behind a door going "rarrrrrrr! gotya"
Playing toy cars he makes them crash and says "gotya car"

Trying to scare me

"Lookout mummy. SPIDER! Raaaarrrrrrr" *cracks up laughing* "Gotya"
(there was no spider)

Walks into my room whilst I'm getting changed

S: "Mummy! What doing?"
Me: "Getting dressed baby"
S: "No really what doing?"

Pretending to drive his toy car on an Aunty's car in their driveway

Me: "hey be nice to the car"
S: "Sorry" *kisses car*

Hello Cockroach

S is watching playschool and I am in the kitchen making breakfast. i heard him saying
"hello cockroach...gimme cockroach" I thought he was talking to the TV..I go check on him and he is laying on the ground with a cockroach (live!) right in front of his face talking to it!!!

Reading his "words" book

Pointing at the moon picture "not sun, its the moon"
Pointing at the word rocket "Rocket"
Covers the 'et' in Rocket and says "Rock"

Wanting to visit his uncle

S: ‎"walk uncle?"
Me: "no its raining."
S: "drive uncle...car uncle?"
Me:"no sebby daddy has the car at work"
S: "grandad..eeeyooreeeyore...uncle?"
Me: "no"
S: "pease...peasssee grandad UNCLE!"

(Uncle lives just around the block from us with Grandad, and we walk there often. Grandad drives a car with flashing lights so S calls it the eeeyooorreeeyyyooorrreee car).

Mummy's little helper

S helped me cook dinner. I asked him to get me an onion so he goes to the cupboard and gets one "un-yon" then i asked for two potatoes "po-tato" and he got them, so then I asked for a carrot from the fridge "carropt" and he actually got it out of the vegie drawer...so then I thought I'd ask him for something I hadn't taught him-some garlic. He went into the cupboard and got it for me!

Talking to Willow his cat

S: "willow eat it! eat it!"
Willow: "meow"
S: "I said EAT IT"

Buy yum?

S: "Walk mummy, walk buy yum"
Me "How about we cook some lunch"
S "Noooo, buy yum!" *walks to front door* "Open door.....buy yum...buy toy car?"

When daddy got home from work

"we go buy new car? come on go buy new car"
(talking about a toy car as daddy usually brings him one home every week)

Seeing the postie come down the road

"Check mamal?"
(he can't pronounce the mail sound properly)

Pointing at the channel 7 logo

"Look red triangle, red triangle..LOOOK"

When I first tried to teach him "rectangle"

He kept saying "rec-triangle"


(He can say it right now)

On rubbing his back

"Scratch. More scratch more scratch. Left. Niiiicccce. Right, left right" (keeps saying until I get the spot)

Movie time

S loves watching movies. He has names for his favourite ones
"Marmaduke Doggy Movie" (Markamduke)
"Carqueen and tow truck movie" (Cars)
"Monkey Movie" (Curious George)
"Roary" (Roary the racing car)
"Finley Truck" (Finley the fire engine)

pointing at the clouds

"and the clouds...spiders"
He was trying to make a sentence but I couldn't quite work it out. The clouds look like spiders?

Watching a dragon show

"dragon is poo poo yellow"
How does he know what poo poo yellow looks like?

When I painted a ford V8 Supercar on his wall

"WOW. Ford! But I wanted a mustang"

Make believe

S plays "make believe", today he is wearing my shoes and wants me to call him mummy and he is calling me his name. The other day he was eating Hungry Jacks and he said his water was chocolate milk, his onion rings were lolly rings and his burger was birthday cake

Washing time

He helped me put his clothes in the washing machine and press the buttons to turn the cycle on. When it started spinning he hugged and kissed the washing machine and said "thankyou clean clean clean"

Things my kid says

I decided to start this blog to post the funny/random/cute things my 2 year old son says as my facebook friends and twitter followers were probably sick of hearing about it. He is quite intelligent for his age and hasn't stopped talking since he was 11 months old and I just love every little thing he says and does so here is my blog "things my kid says"