Talking in his sleep

S was napping next to me on the couch. Talking in his sleep he says "light blue. It's light blue"

His name

i was writing S's name for him trying to show him his name and he points at the S and says "mummy draw snake" and then at the B and said "its a worm!"

Shower Cap

I was wearing a plastic bag on top of my head in place of a shower cap.
"Bin head mummy"

Yellow Yum

S just told me excitedly he was eating "yellow yum" so I asked where he got it from and he brings me the butter tub with a spoon. Eww

toilet training

I was doing the dishes whilst S was sitting on the toilet...next thing I hear him get off run past me to his room and then run back to the toilet. So I go check him and he's sitting on the toilet with his crayons and colouring book, he looks up at me and says "go away, drawing toilet"

Drinking some milk

"not chocolate milk. Plain milk, is white water"

Sitting on the toilet in the midst of toilet training

Yelling: "I want my poo poo sticker!"

I caught him eating toothpaste out of the tube

He says to me "mint mouth! mummy, hahah mint mouth".

Playing rockabye baby with his daddy

"rocking baby rocking baby"

He asked for a drink of water

When I gave it to him, he gave me a 20 cent coin.
"pay money...thank you buy water"
After he had his drink he wanted his money back

Whilst watching funniest home videos

S sees a baby holding keys walk into a fridge and then a dish washer.
"Oh no, keys dropped"
He was more worried about the keys than the baby that fell over.