Mistake

ME: "Seb dont bump me I dont want to make a mistake"
Seb: "just make a steak mummy and Sebby go yum yum yum and EAT IT"

emotions

"Mummy, I'm sad"
"Oh, how can I make you feel happy?"
"I don't want to"
"You don't want to feel happy?"
"No. I want to be sad"

pasta nails

I asked seb why he bites his nails and he said they were yummy like pasta!

November

In the Doctors waiting room today, Seb says to me "Mummy, just go to November. I wanna see the baby"

Ariel

"Seb do you want to watch a movie?"
"Yes. Only Sebastian the crab movie"

Name

"How old are you?"
"Three!"
"What's your name?"
"Sebby"
"Yes, your name is Sebby, but what's your other name?"
"Sebastian the crab"
*Laughs* "No you're not a crab, you're Sebastian, the boy"
"I want to be a crab. A red crab."

Saving money

"Sebby save LOTS of money and buy a pool for Christmas and all the kids will come and its fun"

dishes

"Here mummy, I got a present for you" *hands me a wash cloth* "Now just do the dishes"

Bleeding

"Oh no it's bleeding mummy it's bleeding, sebby got blood"
*I run to him* "whats bleeding baby?"
"the strawberry mummy, it's got blood, the strawberry is bleeding"

Cars

"sebby have that blue Mitsubishi mummy?" "yes seb" "sebby have that white ford too and that yellow Suzuki and that green.." "sebby you can have ALL the cars ok!" "no! I don't want that yucky Holden mummy!!"

Farts

"mummy I did a fart"
(after I dont repond for 2 minutes)
"Helloooooo?! I did a fart"

pet shop

"we gotta go to pet shop and sebby get a trevor turtle and mummy get a nemo!!"

Willow

"Look at Willow mummy, he's eating. He's eating his willy"

(Our cat willow was cleaning himself down there!)

looking in our fish pond

"Sebby likes the big fish, the really big one"
"Do you?"
"yes. the shark! The really cool shark, the shark is cool. Sebby likes the white milky shark its a milky one"
"oh thats cool"
"Not cool! Cooo-hooo-hooo-hoooo-ooooolllllll"

darth vader

*points at darth vader* "thats a black man mummy!"

Basketball

S: "when daddy comes back from work we can play basketball"
Dad: "if it isnt raining we can play basketball"
S: "it's raining tomorrow at 12 oclock!"

Drawing a leaf

Me: "thats a beautiful leaf"

S: "That's not beautiful!! Thats a COOL leaf"

Week

Don't open it like that mummy" "ok sorry" "that took me a week!"

bumcrack

Aunty Skye got a stinky bumcrack!

Talking to my belly

"hello baby, you being good baby?"

Big brova

"Sebby is the big brova, not mummy is a big brova only sebby is!"

Sheet or sheep

"Move Seb, thats a sheet"

"Where's Sebby's sheep?"

Disinfectant in the toilet bowl

Don't put this in the toilet mummy. You silly boy! Naughty boy putting it in the toilet.

What would you like for lunch?

I want cheese. and meat. in a bread...like a...sandwich. And make it like this and dont let it get everywhere ok.

drawing

"I'm a good V6 draw-er mummy"

toilet paper

Seb just came out of the toilet with toilet paper wrapped around his feet. "I wear toilet paper shoes mummy!!" 

Not a boy

"Mummy you're not a boy, you're a sister."

Icecream

"Dont eat the icecream or you will go hospital!"

Ferarri

"Sebby have that ferarri!"
"Really?"
"Yes, in two weeks and thirty minutes"

Top gear

Seb's watching Top Gear and keeps telling me all the cars that I have no idea about, "that's a pretty cool one mummy, its a turbo bmw" ok whatever you say boy

naughty boy

"dont put that one there mummy. You're a NAUGHTY BOY!"

Wake up

Seb says to me this morning whilst I am sleeping: "Parent! Wake up parent"

blue tshirts

Listening to Taylor Swift's "You belong with me" and Seb hears the verse and says to me "I wear blue tshirts and not a skirt mummy"

Kiwi fruit

"mummy, eat the whole thing" 

*hands me a kiwi fruit* 

"make sure you eat the ants. the black ants" 

(the seeds?) hahaha

Mercedes

"Sebby have that mercedes mummy, I buying it at the shop!"
"Oh really darling?"
"Yes when mummy goes working working in the raining I can buy it"

headache

"mummy's got a killer headache" 

"don't kill the ache mummy"

Baby?

me: "is it a baby girl or a baby boy?" 

Seb: "it's a babybel"

Driving past muzz buzz

"Thats a big yoghurt over there!"

Shake my hand

"mummy shake my hand"
*shakes his hand*
"Seb you know you only shake hands when you're saying hello?"
"ok...hello!"

To aunty skye

"Sebby, give me a hug" "No, not hug Sebby give you a pen" *hands me 8 pencils*

skipping the chapter on a DVD

"two triangles please mummy!

Pets 2

"Sebby have a rabbit for birthday. Not a guinea pig, a rabbit, the black one! OK?"

Pets

"Sebby gonna have a poppy doggy. a white poppy doggy. A really very small one. OK?"

Watching Disney Pixars "Up"

I said look at the birdy and my sons tells me off "thats not a birdy! thats a snipe"

Kmart

We were at Kmart shopping close to closing time when the bell goes off wanring customers it is going to close soon. Se turns to me and yells "MUMMY DONT PRESS THE BUTTON!!"

Don't be mean

"Don't be mean mummy!"
"How am I being mean?"
*points at my eyebrow frown*
"Don't do it mama don't be mean! do it like this"
*raises his eyebrows really high and smiles*

Telling me off for saying daddy

"his names not daddy! it's carl!"

Hands me his icy pole

"I don't want it! It's colding. It's freezing"

Watching Cars (lightening mcqueen)

Character on movie says "I have gas!"
Seb copies "I have gas. Sebby has gas"

Sitting in the car at night

"It's dark, turn the window light on!" 

Lemon Icecream?

"I wanna have a lemon icecream. you know, yellow one!" (we've never had lemon flavoured icecream)

Going out to play

Goes outside the back to play "bye bye mummy, see you at 6 o-clock"

At the beach

We point out a jellyfish beached on the sand and he says "not a poo poo! It's a jellyfish".

Sitting on the toilet

Seb was sitting on the toilet and he pretended to do a wee
"pssssssssssss. there mummy I did it"
"erm no"
"pssssss pisssss piston cup!"

Star Wars

Put a large basket upside down on his head and said "I'm R2D2 from the Tv, Star Wars"

Australian pee

Seb peed on the ground and before I could get upset he points at the puddle and goes "loook! Australia!" 

(It was shaped like Australia without the tip on QLD with 3 Tasmania's).

Makeshift tail

Took his pants off, tucked it into his behind and exclaimed "I've got a tail! Sebby got a tail"

Driving past his daycare centre

"Can I go to daycare on the moon?"

When his Aunty stayed over here

"get up from bed, go my room play, get up"

Mouth Wash?

At the shops one night we were walking down the toiletries aisle and Seb saw the listerine bottles "look daddy, midori! lots of midori" 

Comparing things

Bites a biscuit "like a moon", eats his apple "like a rock", sees a huyundai "like mummys car", eating rice "looks like maggots" 

Teaching him geography

"the capital is canberra of australia"

On buying a new wallet

Seb insisted to hold it in the shops, then opened it up and started asking "wheres it gone, wheres the money, wheres the keycards?"

Guess what?!

"Guess what?! I gotta go to daycare and have a coke"

Red Rooster

"bok bok red chicken"

Wheatbix

honey meatmix breakfast?

when I looked sad

"mummy, it's alright baby. bobbi-lee it's alright"

A different language

Sebs walking around saying "blank mini black mini" he's talking about the car but if you knew what I thought, you'd be laughing too.

Correcting me

"Not sebby! I SEB remember"

I win

"eat your breakfast" 

"that not breakfast thats dinner!" 

"breakfast" 

"dinner" 

"breakfast" 

"dinner" 

"thats lunch" 

"thats not lunch it's breakfast" 

Getting cold

"mummy, cold bumcrack, colllldddd bumcrack"

Money!

Seb is pretending to swipe my Spotlight card against the TV remote and saying "swipe, swipe, keycard money"

Baby

Seb was playing with his baby doll "Alira" (he named it) and pretending to feed her and put her to sleep when he asked me where her willy was LOL so after I explained it all that she was a girl he goes "that's not a girl, that's a sister!"

Needs a wake up

"I'm tired, I want chocolate milk"

Lolly yoghurt

Seb just had a mini-meltdown over me putting crushed berries in his yoghurt, so I told him they were lollies and so he's sitting there eating his, as he says, "yummy yum lollies yogo"

Musical ear

*credits start playing* "Mummy listen, look, listen piano. Can you hear it? Piano, like daddy"

Watching Ice Age

"lots of chickens"
"they aren't chickens, baby"
"they're ducks?"
"no, they're dodos"
"no!! they aren't potatos!"
"not potatos, dodos"
"not dodos, they are potatos! potato dodos!"

"Guess what?!

"Guess what?!.....I love you."

Raining

Seb looking out the window "where's the raining gone? Where is it?"

Playing outside after rain

"Sebastian, please don't get wet"
"okay mum"
*5 seconds later he's splashing in the puddles*
"What did I say???"
"Please get wet!"

Watching Star Wars

"who's that?"
"that's Yoda"
"that's Toyota!"
errrm

Whens the baby coming?

"baby come out?" "not yet, in November" "not November. Yesvember"

New baby

"what planet mummy?" "what planet is what?" "what planet baby from?" hahahah I think I wet myself laughing!