Kiwi fruit

"mummy, eat the whole thing" 

*hands me a kiwi fruit* 

"make sure you eat the ants. the black ants" 

(the seeds?) hahaha

Mercedes

"Sebby have that mercedes mummy, I buying it at the shop!"
"Oh really darling?"
"Yes when mummy goes working working in the raining I can buy it"

headache

"mummy's got a killer headache" 

"don't kill the ache mummy"

Baby?

me: "is it a baby girl or a baby boy?" 

Seb: "it's a babybel"

Driving past muzz buzz

"Thats a big yoghurt over there!"

Shake my hand

"mummy shake my hand"
*shakes his hand*
"Seb you know you only shake hands when you're saying hello?"
"ok...hello!"

To aunty skye

"Sebby, give me a hug" "No, not hug Sebby give you a pen" *hands me 8 pencils*

skipping the chapter on a DVD

"two triangles please mummy!

Pets 2

"Sebby have a rabbit for birthday. Not a guinea pig, a rabbit, the black one! OK?"

Pets

"Sebby gonna have a poppy doggy. a white poppy doggy. A really very small one. OK?"