Farts

"mummy I did a fart"
(after I dont repond for 2 minutes)
"Helloooooo?! I did a fart"

pet shop

"we gotta go to pet shop and sebby get a trevor turtle and mummy get a nemo!!"

Willow

"Look at Willow mummy, he's eating. He's eating his willy"

(Our cat willow was cleaning himself down there!)

looking in our fish pond

"Sebby likes the big fish, the really big one"
"Do you?"
"yes. the shark! The really cool shark, the shark is cool. Sebby likes the white milky shark its a milky one"
"oh thats cool"
"Not cool! Cooo-hooo-hooo-hoooo-ooooolllllll"

darth vader

*points at darth vader* "thats a black man mummy!"

Basketball

S: "when daddy comes back from work we can play basketball"
Dad: "if it isnt raining we can play basketball"
S: "it's raining tomorrow at 12 oclock!"

Drawing a leaf

Me: "thats a beautiful leaf"

S: "That's not beautiful!! Thats a COOL leaf"

Week

Don't open it like that mummy" "ok sorry" "that took me a week!"

bumcrack

Aunty Skye got a stinky bumcrack!

Talking to my belly

"hello baby, you being good baby?"

Big brova

"Sebby is the big brova, not mummy is a big brova only sebby is!"

Sheet or sheep

"Move Seb, thats a sheet"

"Where's Sebby's sheep?"

Disinfectant in the toilet bowl

Don't put this in the toilet mummy. You silly boy! Naughty boy putting it in the toilet.

What would you like for lunch?

I want cheese. and meat. in a bread...like a...sandwich. And make it like this and dont let it get everywhere ok.

drawing

"I'm a good V6 draw-er mummy"

toilet paper

Seb just came out of the toilet with toilet paper wrapped around his feet. "I wear toilet paper shoes mummy!!" 

Not a boy

"Mummy you're not a boy, you're a sister."

Icecream

"Dont eat the icecream or you will go hospital!"

Ferarri

"Sebby have that ferarri!"
"Really?"
"Yes, in two weeks and thirty minutes"

Top gear

Seb's watching Top Gear and keeps telling me all the cars that I have no idea about, "that's a pretty cool one mummy, its a turbo bmw" ok whatever you say boy

naughty boy

"dont put that one there mummy. You're a NAUGHTY BOY!"

Wake up

Seb says to me this morning whilst I am sleeping: "Parent! Wake up parent"

blue tshirts

Listening to Taylor Swift's "You belong with me" and Seb hears the verse and says to me "I wear blue tshirts and not a skirt mummy"